Of the thirty-three examples they offer up, here are a few of my favorites:
A wizard has roped you into a quest because one of your ancestors invented golf.2.
Your exhaustive knowledge of whimsical riddles has saved your life on multiple occasions.3.
You are so adventurous you once walked twelve miles to visit your cousins in a different village, then promptly returned home because the people there were strange and foreign.
You are easily distracted by a workplace crush and are terrible at your job. Unfortunately for everyone, your job is The Moon.
You once fulfilled an ancient prophecy and overturned gender expectations at the same time.6.
After careful consideration, you have decided not to become a Dark Lord.
I was impressed by the realization that one story cd apply to three different characters if you left the last half of the last sentence off ("it will be mostly your fault").
There were only one or two I thought a little iffy. Great fun; well done.
It turns out the same website has done several other posts along these lines; the best of those I looked at was, hands down, HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE IN A VIKING SAGA:
Some highlights from among its twenty-seven entries include
You have started a bloody multi-generational feud by stealing cheese.
You have enraged a family of Sami wizards, who like to stand on your roof and sing all night.3.
An elderly woman, known for her second-sight, gives you specific instructions to avoid being murdered. You ignore her.
Unlike with the Tolkien, I don't know the right answers to all of these, though I can recognize some.