For those who haven't ever read it, it's the story of a man who wants to read a book called IF, ON A WINTER'S NIGHT, A TRAVELLER but who finds events conspire against his reading more than a single chapter at a time. And that furthermore each time he tries again he winds up reading a different opening chapter (different copy, different setting, different plot, different characters, different genre), obviously from some other book. It's a surreal reflection on books and reading, both thoughtful and a hoot. Here's one bit from early on, in which the reader is entering a bookstore to buy Calvino's new book, If on a winter's night a traveler ("Good for you" the author interjects). But first, the reader must navigate past the many categories of books that stand in the way:
Books You Haven't Read
Books You Needn't Read
Books Made For Purposes Other Than Reading
Books Read Even Before You Open Them Since They Belong To
The Category Of Books Read Before Being Written
Books That If You Had More Than One Life You Would Certainly
Read But Unfortunately Your Days Are Numbered
Books You Mean To Read But There Are Others You Must Read
First
Books Too Expensive Now And You'll Wait Till They're
Remaindered
Books ditto When They Come Out In Paperback
Books You Can Borrow From Somebody
Books That Everybody's Read So It's As If You Had Read Them,
Too
Books You've Been Planning To Read For Ages
Books You've Been Hunting For Years Without Success
Books Dealing With Something You're Working On At The Moment
Books You Want To Own So They'll Be Handy Just In Case
Books You Could Put Aside Maybe To Read This Summer
Books You Need to Go With Other Books On Your Shelves
Books That Fill You With Sudden, Inexplicable Curiosity, Not
Easily Justified
Books Read Long Ago Which It's Now Time To Reread
Books You've Always Pretended To Have Read And Now It's Time
To Sit Down And Really Read Them
New Books Whose Author Or Subject Appeals To You
New Books By Authors Or On Subjects Not New
New Books By Authors Or On Subjects Completely Unknown (at
least to you)
—Books That If You Had More Than One Life You Would Certainly Read But Unfortunately Your Days Are Numbered (ain't it the truth?)
—Books You Mean To Read But There Are Others You Must Read First (I'm actually pretty good about passing these by)
—Books You Want To Own So They'll Be Handy Just In Case (previously the source of many books now in boxes; getting better on this one)
—Books That Fill You With Sudden, Inexplicable Curiosity, Not Easily Justified (does Calvino know his audience or what? the true impulse buy: just because)
—Books Read Long Ago Which It's Now Time To Reread (a major category which only grows with time, alas)
There's also a major category I've recently become aware played a large role in overfilling on our shelves: the idea that, if I like a book by writer X, I shd buy more books by writer X (sometimes many more), which I then don't get around to reading for years on end. Sometimes just about everything by a writer is good (or at least worth reading), sometimes a writer only has one or two good books in him (or her). This is where a lot of the current slow purge is underway.
Of course, for those who are hardcore overbuyers, there's always BIBLIOHOLISM: THE LITERARY ADDICTION, by Tom Raabe (1991)
--John R.
current reading: BRIDE OF THE RAT-GOD by Barbara Hambly (which is far better than its title wd suggest) and GREEN SUNS AND FAERIE by Verlyn Flieger (which is by Verlyn Flieger, who just seems to get better and better).
3 comments:
re: Books That Fill You With Sudden, Inexplicable Curiosity, Not Easily Justified
My last one of these was _The Night Circus_ by Erin Morgenstern: the cover design and blurb really sucked me in (along with the nod toward S. Morganstern from _The Princess Bride_).
Haven't read THE NIGHT CIRCUS yet, though Janice enjoyed it quite a lot. Have to say the PRINCESS BRIDE connection entirely escaped me.
The last pure impulse book I bought (and unfortunately have now mislaid) was about a Virginia planter who developed a stealth manumission program on his plantation with the goal that all his slaves would, over time, earn their own freedom. Eventually his fellow planters (Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, et al) found out about it and he had to flee the state.
--John R.
Hart is also unaware of the Fugo bombing balloons -- if you discount Hawaii, they were technically responsible for the only deaths resulting from foreign attack on the US mainland before 911.
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