Even better if it picks up additional victims of the Ring (Bilbo, Boromir, Ringwraith, &c) with each of the later choruses.
It'd be like the best filksing ever without even having to alter any of the words from the original (though a little judicious pruning might help)
I don't like you
But I love you
Seems that I'm always
Thinking of you
Oh, oh, oh,
You treat me badly
I love you madly
You've really got a hold on me . . .
But I love you
Seems that I'm always
Thinking of you
Oh, oh, oh,
You treat me badly
I love you madly
You've really got a hold on me . . .
I don't want you,
But I need you
Don't want to kiss you
But I need to
Oh, oh, oh
You do me wrong now
My love is strong now
You've really got a hold on me. . .
You do me wrong now
My love is strong now
You've really got a hold on me. . .
I love you and all I want you to do
Is just hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me . . .
I want to leave you
Don't want to stay here
Don't want to spend
Another day here
Don't want to stay here
Don't want to spend
Another day here
Oh, oh, oh, I want to split now
Just can't quit now
You've really got a hold on me . . .
Just can't quit now
You've really got a hold on me . . .
--John R.
current reading:
JEEVES AND THE KING OF CLUBS (2018), not by P. G. Wodehouse but one Ben Schott
better still if it was the Beatles' version (the late one is best)
Absolute genius! I would love to hear and see that some day.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!
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